Since you weren’t raped, shut up.

Dude, that’s us gay guys, not women.

Resistance mode would have been much more honest and accurate than dummy mode.

In a different century he’d be selling pardons for the Catholic church. Not that there’s anything wrong with being Catholic.

Is this the one secret that fat cats in DC have been keeping from me all these years? If it is, thank you for saving me having to pay whomever is the current gatekeeper for the one secret.

I remember in 2011 when she had a reality show on tv called Roseanne’s Nuts about her life in Hawaii, eating edibles, trying to bring organic food to people who don’t have it and so I decide to check out her social media reality only to discover her then fixation on the ‘Catholic church pedo rape scandal caused by…

His dresses have all the finish issues of a dress of the first person sent home on Project Runway except those people have an excuse because they did their entire look in a single day and didn’t have any time to make things perfect. This guy had time to make things perfect but didn’t bother because he knew his…

That’s why there’s a story line on 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan got addicted to breaking during the show within the show The Girly Show! 

So encountering an opinion contrary to your own is trolling? Now that’s lazy trolling.

Lorne Michaels used his mind control powers that all Canadians are born with to hypnotize executives into giving Fallon a show. It’s also why SNL has been on since the 70's.

Please, the DNC asked him to do it.

With this movie we’re lucky it wasn’t de-deathed or de-deaded.

Because it’s difficult to be pretentious with a fun popcorn movie.

None. The government is constantly dropping edibles soaked with THC so that the dinosaurs are always too high to get stuff done besides watching youtube and eating junk food.

The Manliest Immortal Manly Man Who Raised a Rapacious Raptor from Birth Only to Seduce the Scaly Skinned Beast Once It Was Fully a Grown Adult by Chuck Tingle.

The MiB has a gun based off of the historically accurate LeMat revolver, which was able to fire nine regular revolver rounds a single shotgun shell with the flip of a switch. Dolores used the slug she retrieved from the Teddynator’s suicide and placed it into that shotgun slot so when he flipped to shotgun mode to…

That’s because you’re a host. The show is a medical tool designed to help heal a person with schizophrenia. 

One of the best things about Red Dead Redemption was learning about all these historically accurate weapons like the LeMat.

I would love to see some televised sci-fi tackle life after the extinction of humanity where our creations continue existing and multiplying while we no longer exist other than in memories, history and stories. Charles Stross did a great duo of novels about androids in the far future after humanity is extinct and they…

It says people aren’t uniform robots who all see things in the same manner. Some works of literature are, by design, more inscrutable than others. Some people need the symbolism of Hamlet explained and some don’t. Some people need the literary references in The Matrix pointed out and others do not. Some people notice…