Your logic is why I still support Roman Polansky’s Take Your Daughter to Work Day charity.

Those are dark matter inlets.

That’s because the ships engines aren’t moving the ships but instead are moving the entirety of the universe.

You know how big your average cell phone would become if built with the parts used to build the first computer? It’d be over a 100km cube and use up more of some of the required elements than available on the entire planet. This massive leap happened in less than a single century. Star Wars tech is thousands of years…

Imagine, a resistance fleet that can’t restock easily and is down to its last usable ships and those ships suck. I is shocked.

I need Star Wars branded spats.

The angle of the pictures had me wondering if I was missing the significance of the number 888 in Star Wars for a few minutes then I saw what I was missing: the obvious.

The ironic thing is there was actually a decent path to take his fall down and have it be a critique on society too, which is that when you have nothing and are suddenly given seemingly everything it can be too much for a person to handle but throw into the mix, ‘BTW, you’re the savior of the galaxy,’ and you’re…

It was a product being sold when you were a child but you were a child so it didn’t seem obvious like it does when you’re an adult but because you want to be able to recapture how you felt as a child it isn’t growing up that’s causing this disconnect but incompetence on the content creators because if you have to…

Pavement is my all time favorite band. Below is one of their songs most fans don’t know of unless they seek out rarities because it’s not on any official Pavement release, not even any of the double disc sets. It can be found on a compilation called At Home with the Groovebox, which is a tribute to three old school…

The person who talks during a movie.

Being eloquent and very deliberate are some of the sharpest tools in the competent troll’s toolbox.

Two episodes are missing: “Boy Meets Curl” and “Verizon Lost”. The former has the Simpsons going to Vancouver because Marge made it onto the US Olympic curling team, which coincidentally has Agnes Skinner as a team mate. The latter has Lisa engineering a secret vacation for herself to Machu Pichu, Peru by watching…

I said the same thing about “Verizon Lost” where Lisa engineers a secret vacation to Machu Pichu, Peru by placing a tracking chip Marge believed was still in Bart’s phone but was actually on a bird Lisa recognized and knew would be flying to Machu Pichu.

Corrupt people that will cheat and lie their way to power and money will always exist. What has changed is that that behavior is becoming less and less acceptable by mainstream society. The problem is that we don’t yet have a solution to keep things rational and centered while the rotten ones try to chuck as many…

Capital City is a fictitious city, which means it doesn’t qualify just like a trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land doesn’t.

Shouldn’t “Lost Verizions” be on this list? Lisa literally engineered a secret vacation by placing a tracking chip onto a bird that would fly to Machu Pichu. If Homer and Apu’s single scene in India counts surely this should count too?

Thank you! I had no idea about the beta/cancel plan. I usually dislike modern online games—I enjoyed Ultima Online and the original Everquest but dislike GTAO V even though I keep playing its single player over and over—but love Fallout so am willing to give it a go, especially knowing this.

SPOILER ALERT! I had my glass of water ready but was multi-tasking and reading Kotaku comments as I played and now you’ve ruined my entire gene line for next 747 years.

“The all mighty dollar” is what it would’ve been said if Homer could operate a Mad magazine back page.