Cookout’s cancelled this year.   

It sounds like TMNT, and that’s final. We’ve decided on this five years ago, and do the US Mutant Ninja Turtles song. I still don’t know why this isn’t our mascot.

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Well, yes, I imagine if he had success proving collusion, he’d be entitled to damages. But I think what he wants is a job!

I’m for this. But they don’t deserve good soups.

Due to his (Blake’s) celebrity, these statements have had a far greater reach than the complaints of an average New Yorker.

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

When I was a little kitten, I remember a friend of mine told me that the Ultimate Warrior died because his arm bands cut off his blood circulation and that he was replaced by a look-alike. I like that ending to the story better.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

And nothing about timing made her throw in the bullshit framing of:

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

“Aight” should have been higher on the list. Especially the “aight” with no eye contact. Related: Whenever I hear “aight” I picture Wee-Bey.

...or, alternatively, just slowly taking them off while the other person just keeps fucking talking.

“...you know what, fuckit...”

In many places, this is exactly how white poverty is discussed.

What is absolutely horrifying to me is this:

The Koch brothers have closed their wallets. That’s why the GOP is so desperate to pass this while they still can

I lived in Omaha, NE... as well as a small town about 20 minutes outside of it... for all of my teen years.