I know this comment is derpy AF but I have to throw Manziel in the shifty, agile $$ NCAA QB boat.

Same boat...we got this tho!

She knew she was signing up for Chief Basic MF when made that complete 180 away from Future-types.

Seattle (fans & team) letting their Basic run wild!!

“But what about Cam’s negro superpowers? Doesn’t that give him an unfair advantage.”

It’s means “I’m trolling, hopefully they’ll just interpret my words as Dumb as Fuck.”

Awwww did he hurt dier wittle feewings?

Loooool at that play where Goff passes the line of scrimmage, throws the ball for a completion(?) and the ref’s like “Meh, I’ll allow it.”

Arkansas is actually “The Sister-Wife State.”

Tomi Lahren: “Oh, you don’t know what a cunt is? Allow me to demonstrate...”

And that fat dude who raped the girl in the bathroom

1000,000

Nope, but when Naz was smoking heroin next to the bridge, having flashbacks of Andrea - what could’ve been, even though it was complete fantasy - that scene got me.

Drake is a clown and charlatan, good thing real ass OG hood niggas have been able to use him to get to that Mainstream Money

dude looks like a recently-retired Brett Favre

please go back to .mic or Upworthy or whatever safe space that allows you concern-troll racism

My favorite is that Spanos and Pernicano are referred to by their peers as the Lords of No Rings

Came here to say something about James Madison but you nailed it!

This is not true. How’s the weather in Knoxville!?