yeahhhh way too many fucking variables for an event that straight up is not exciting to watch (for clarity I’m referring to the 800m in swimming)

His average 100m time was 10.75secs!

I’m sure MJ is excited and feels honored because it is truly astonishing/impressive! I Imagine ifvan Niekerk had run only .04 faster.

He averaged 10.7 seconds for four 100ms, truly insane

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

Tennessee Titans are my team, I live in LA. The fuckstick St Louie Rams beat the Titans in the 2000 SB.

When Gawker starts sourcing its content from stories that have been on FB for a couple days you know it’s pretty much over.

holy fucking shit, i knew that that the UK used to create legitimate fucking mad men back in the day. Had no idea this was also a modern phenomenon.

how genuinely bummed I was to learn that he is retiring today at age 33.

Yeah but Stern got the Lakers back when he rescinded the CP3 trade in 2011

Finally, he butt-fucked the last remaining meth-free fans of the Titans by drafting Vince Young.

ayooo fuck this Tommy Tom McTompson

Yo if we’re gonna “lowbrow” this, Imma say that Klayman can go fuck himself because if there’s a “Race War” goin on, racist white people started it (Dylan Roof) and are up 9-5 (one officer was Puerto Rican, I believe) against dumb black people.

This a great study in Poe’s Law

Haha I think Kate can hold her own, I’ve seen her hold her own against that fuckstick Will Cain, who’s arguably waaaay worse that SAS.

Bradley Cooper is a clown

Not gonna lie, I was rooting for Kate Fagan

And so it begins, the complete unravelling of the Annointed 2016-2017 Golden State Warriors

by like a single iota

Especially considering their skyrocketing stock prices