In light of a Trump-driven political climate, this somehow makes me give a pass to Urban Meyer for being such a McDouche.

Throw me a couple million and a blowjob from your daughter and I’ll consider giving you my vote.

Draper giving an exhibition in A+ clickbait

I mean those burns were pretty wet.

loool Dr. Luke or whatever is a fucking clown but Ke$ha ain’t far that off

black former southerner here: at large, southern black folks are pacified religious lemmings, “outside of the box thinking” is only possible after like 50 “elder” black folks have given it a greenlight.

she gave classified information on hundreds if not thousands of emails on a public server after what happened to General Petraeus

Gotta love that 1%er cake-eater lingo is an international phenomenon: “Zeres notzing wrong wit de kar, it ess de perfikt kar.”

If you want your kid eaten by a whale, name him Jonah

Yeah, but from Galatin so dumb as fuck

lol @ Nashville tryna be LA or New York.

that is brutally painful to watch

Who knows, maybe he’ll trade for Kevin Garnett or Luol Deng or some other dumb shit at the end of this year lol

This is the most succinct breakdown of Youth Music causing Olds’ pearl clutching I’ve ever come across.

Mr King is Amateur Hour incarnate

Also, fuck Peyton Manning and his acolytes

Naughright is an incredible last name.

“I know you ain’t saving that pussy
You know somebody play in that pussy” - Future

OK Julie.

Brian Shaw should be the head coach of the Lakers but Jim Buss is an idiot.