Hoping they straight up miss the playoffs next year. 12s are fastly approaching Yankees fans’ level of douchebaggery.

or at least have a hashtag on his cheek for #PeytonNation which gets you %15 your first 6 months with Nationwide.

Dude definitely cares more about Super Bowl rings than directing kids’ moral compasses...and I don’t blame him.

Will probably remember Jonathan Stewart damn near jumping to Portland,OR on that goalline stand.

Dude I just turned 30 and I feel totally younger than Schwartz.

You’d think in the era of normcore Norman Rockwell would be poppin...

Important to note that Birth of a Nation is about a slave insurrection. Definitely beating the “slave-era genre” horse but, on the other hand, black folks will be portrayed in a non-comedic (a la Django) rebellious fashion.

lol maybe you should reconsider the guys you’re dating

“It’s the hardest to be a woman,”

This is the most basic shit I’ve ever read on Deadspin. I’m sure this lady is on the Board of Young Life with Big Homie Jake Locker.

This is the best apology I’ve heard in awhile. It’s like a Bill Burr response.

Fuck Amy Adams Strunk, fuck the Titans, and fuck Mike Mularkey. Nashville is one of the most up and coming cities in the United States; the Titans have arguably the most promising QB in the League AND the #1 draft pick for 2016.

lol methinks he was trolling

waaaaaay more attractive

I feel like all of these photos need to include the requisite “Diiiyerrrrrppp” thought bubble above Kroenkes’ head.

I mean, folks seem to be into snatching the Rams for the godforsaken fucknut of a city that is St. Louis, but not so stoked about TWO teams.

lol ok, Henry broke Hershal Walker’s SEC rushing record, averaged 2 TDs a game, was virtually unstoppable by every D-line he faced this season, and made former Alabama Heisman winner Mark Ingram look like a Make-a-Wish foundation recipient on the sidelines.

Bucs and Titans ownership all like “Wut’s dis Roonee Rural?”

Bob Ryan is the Bernie Sanders of sports commentary. Hella curmudgeony with that DGAF swag

the man is definitely not lying