lol the subtext: “Urban Meyer is a fucking tool!!”

The Mexican player in the 2nd photo is flopping SO HARD. Doesn’t even realize he just obliterated homie’s entire knee situation.

Nope, zero irony. I’m a Titans fan. Fuck your city and its super-racist suburbs

He was their #1 pick! Sure, the Browns also drafted Trent Richardson as a #1 and proceeded to immediately trade him to the Colts, but I digress...

The parrallels with the Lakers are astounding...minus the absurd worldclass defense. But who whole burnt out HOFer part, totally!

As a Lakers fan I totally epathize with the Broncos

#NotAllDumbIdiotSportsFans

Your state and city can go fuck themsevles. You don’t deserve nice things.

Fuck that whole state, been fucking the US since 1819

dude. you win

Drive by that place all the time, didn’t know what the deal was. I guess I’ll save this to read later so that every time I drive by in the future, I can judge them aggresively.

Don’t forget about Common and Jay Electronica

Wes Welker is Cole Beasley on meth

Duuuuuuude, if Kobe became an NBA analyst or color commentator he’d be Bill Simmons with actual “on-the-field” experience and would crush. Imagine Shaq, but for real for real an asshole.

2nd best comment on Deadspin ever

Lions, Titans, Texans, and Jags

Country Music Association Awards—the Grammys for people who hate ObamaCare

Sounds like a bunch of shitty Bobby Womack

No Birmingham Buggers? Or Manchester Chaps? How about the Wakefield Wanker?

Can’t wait to see how this turns out!!!