lol also prior to the turn of the millennium

+1 for the screenname

this wins Deadspin forever

This interview redeemed Boozer of his entire tenure with the Lakers

Tommy Tom Thompson over here

Compliance = “You barely have the right to live Negro. Do what I say or risk injury and/or death.”

looool at scared white people. But then again, this happened in Milwalkee so it’s no surprise.

I would love this, especially if he got a concussion from a 180lb safety and/or got Brady’d.

And somehow the Texans will still figure out how to “bounce back” and have a “one for the ages come from behind victory” against the Titans this weekend because the Titans love being like “Oh, you’re having a shitty season. How about a free-win?”

I think I saw “You ain’t got the answers Hayden!!”

God bless Flip Saunders. His 2004 Pistons had probably my favorite lineup of all time. Gone too soon, rest in peace Flip!

White people - globally - are racist. FTFY

James Franco’s all like “But my mom’s Jewisshhhhhhhh”

“It’s herd behavior!!!”

I 100% remember this ad. Here’s another great one

No “Attempted Murder”? He deliberately shot a guy in the head...

Rembert should definitely get the fuck away from Disney

How THE FUCK did a NCAA PUNTER pay $300K for bail? Boosters must really want this kid to be the next Gostkowski...

This is exactly something a toolbox full of Peggy Noonan’s dildos would say.

It’s like standing up to a bully by punching yourself in the dick and jumping in a garbage can