“No, you loser! I do!”

A Gilette-sponsored rendering of shitting one’s own pants

True story: I traveled to Nashville a couple weeks ago and was planning on going to Mariota’s first homegame. Unfortunately I got a stomach flu (I wish it was a hangover) and couldn’t make the game. As a result, in between FanDuel and DraftKing commercials I ended up watching/listening to the game at my parents house.

Lookin forward to more Jim Tomsula Life Hacks, superb

So KJ was 29 or 30 when this went down? What a fucking idiot scumbag

This guy is the Marc Trestman of politics

the mouthbreathers always talk about “rights” when it works for them and “entitlement” when it works against them

#TeamFish Barnes was a WOAT-nominee for the Lakers

Lol, he’ll play for Baylor or FSU next year

pretty sure Schilling has syphillis and is just publicly heading to crazytown

Albert this should really be filed to “LOL LAKERS,” the best keyword you guys have on Deadspin (AND I’M A LAKERS FAN!!)

Deadspin is the best sports commentary website, period... because they shit alllllll over ESPN with their own employees words. Hope Greg sticks around for as long as possible. Seems like a lot of their better writers left after the Great Exodus of Outing Tim Geitner’s Brother. People hate Sam Biddle and HamNo but…

Pretty sure if not for Greg, Whitlock woulda launched that shitfire of a site a year ago and it woulda folded 6 months ago

This is the most true

“We only blow coke with $1 bills in Buffalo!! Take that $20 you got right there and go right the fuck back to Manhattan.”

yessshh yesssssssshhh Titans winning the division this year

lol there is no pool. AT&T tried to tell me they couldn’t give me a 323 number and I was like, “WTF, you’re telling me in allllll of Los Angeles, there’s not a single 323 number still available?” Almost immediately, the lady was like “Ahhh there we go, it does look like I can get you that 323 number.”

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid?

Derp

As a Dodgres fan, I really can’t hate on you. Your team is essentially the Browns of baseball. I look forward to fun series.