Came soley to say:

is this your first time at sports?

More Gifted Passer: Matt Cassel

i know i’m dumb for asking, but WTF is that

I’ll be laughing to the bank when the Titans manage to sneak into the Playoffs this year in light of the wholesale dumbfuckery going in the AFC South. The TITANS actually don’t look like a dumpster fire this year.

As a Titans fan - with absolutely no horse in the race - I will laugh hysterically when Gronk snaps his femur in week 7.

I would throw Citizens United and dismantling Glass-Steagall into that boat as well, just for shits and giggles

Christmas break 2004, freshman year of college: I was visiting Chicago with my Dad, whose girlfriend at the time lived in Park Ridge. The night before Christmas, I can’t remember if I’d been drinking or if I was just exhausted but, after going a solid couple decades without pissing the bed, I somehow managed to piss…

Difference is: Kid Cudi is corny and wack AF, who decided that that guy had bars? THAT dude was clearly a money-line for Kanye, on some proto-Drake “Imma show you how get money from white audiences offa quasi-legit, quasi-black artists” shit.

The difference is that in rugby there are no pads and guys are ironically more cautious of injury. Dudes can’t just load up and launch themselves headfirst - like a goddamn rhinoceros - at each other

Worse than the Jags drafting a punter

I imagine Ol Skip inspiring high school kids to “do it the healthy way!” (i.e. crushing liters of Diet Mountain Dew to cram before the Big Test instead of adderal or cocaine)