I'm sorry, but thinking of my life in terms of the thousands of days I've toiled in mediocrity is not something I want to do. But now I am. So thanks a lot for that.

Inside I feel like I want to dress really outrageous and glam. But then I think, "People might look at me though!" So I put on jeans and a T-shirt instead. The only thing I really like about my look is my two-tone blue hair.

I feel you. I haven't dated in 3 years, for a variety of reasons but one of them is that I'm sick of being cheated on/finding out they weren't single when they told me they were/being left for another person/etc. One of my exes totally turned her back on me because of my mental illness. It's not cancer, but I can kind…

That really sucks. What a couple of dickholes.

That is so fucked up.

Holy fuck that is awful.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Huh. A picture really is worth a thousand words.

OK that is just evil.

I have heard so many stories of guys breaking up with a girl right after she had surgery/got sick/lost a family member/etc. WTF is wrong with people?

Oh! There was also the time this girl came over to help me do my homework - sweet, right? - and told me all about how much she liked me and wanted to be with me. I had been burned a few times at this point so before we hooked up I asked her straight up whether she had a boyfriend or a husband or something. She said…

Back in the 90s I was dating this raver who lived in a town about 2 hours away. We mostly hung out after raves and talked on the phone because of the distance. We bonded over our mutual desire not to jump into having sex.

What's the tips address for io9?

I always assumed Lavalife was just a scam. I had no idea there were real women on there. I figured it was just prerecorded messages to keep guys hopeful that they'd eventually meet someone.

Suuuuuuper depends. Is the mom a crazy vegan or a non-crazy vegan? Does she know what the fuck she's doing and did she do her research, or did she just decide to up & make the child vegan one day? Does the child get check-ups from genuine medical doctors who will let her know if there's a problem? Will she listen to…

Unfortunately I usually get home from work after 7pm (or later) and I think the latest UPS will deliver is around 8.

I don't think it's my grown neighbors. I think it's their goddamned teenage kids.

I'm sick and I don't have a car and my vacuum-sealer attachment just got delivered to Amazon Locker but I don't want to take the bus to get it and spending like $20 on a Lyft would kind of defeat the purpose of having Amazon Prime and WHY CAN'T MY NEIGHBORS JUST NOT STEAL SHIT FROM MY FRONT DOOR SO I CAN HAVE STUFF…

I fucking hate meetings that shouldn't be happening. I got reprimanded for missing a meeting with like 12 people the other day for something we couldn't do, that I told them we couldn't do over email and then told them shouldn't be happening. Everybody else showed up anyway. The whole meeting was just my boss telling…

I just don't get how it's more of a burden to men to just give them the damn birth control. Men with empathy wouldn't have to watch their partners go through blood clot risk/cramping/mood swings/etc. Men without empathy could stop whinging about how women just want to trap you into paying child support or whatever the…