This is one of the most common trees in America. This particular colony is 106 acres, which is bound to come into conflict with something. What’s the answer? Fence off 200 acres? 500? 1,000?  How much should we give it?

Even

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

It definitely looks like that’s true based on this gif, I don’t even understand how you can’t tense up instinctually when you get hit!  This dude is nuts.

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

Ronaldo is accustomed to receiving gifts in the Ugly and Boner categories.

It would add so much to a hockey game to see a coach jumping over the boards in his suit and go sliding through a scrum in loafers to get in the refs face about a missed boarding call.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

For the record, Vanbiesbrouck is actually best remembered for inexplicably still being the starting Rangers goalie in NHL 94, forcing me to manually bench him for Richter every time I played.

I hear both. The Yanny is obviously the high end, but there’s a “Laurel” on the low. All this proves is that anyone who hears Laurel only is officially an old.

Now HERE’S a guy...

If I wanted to read about the little guy getting screwed, I’d read more HamNo.

Very solid rebuttal. Wouldn’t expect any more from a triggered leftist.

If you clothes don’t have holes in them, how do you get them on?

So, by ‘rotary’ you mean a ‘roundabout’? I’m not judging, I just want to know if we’re on the same page here.

trust the pro diss

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

this is incredibly good. where’s the real Norm Charlatan?

“Yeah, man. No stomach for risk at all. They need to just stop waiting for everyone else to make the first move and just jump in. Have they learned nothing from my brother Leroy?”

Wrong Graphic Is Wrong, Graphic