"We are not impressed." -Hockey players

Apparently the Polish took Seattle's "Build a Bonfire" tifo literally...

Ironic, since the prosecution accused George Zimmerman of embellishing the contact he took from Trayvon.

Is Riley Cooper the cover boy for this month's Ivory?

I was really looking forward to all the mock executions when everyone scored against the patriots.

That's an interesting list of potential expansion teams, considering the Atlanta Silverbacks, Minnesota United FC, Carolina RailHawks and San Antonio Scorpions are all already part of the NASL. In addition, the Indy Eleven begin play in the NASL next year. Why doesn't the MLS join forces with the NASL and make it…

Well, I guess the thinking is that Soccer is popular in a lot of the third world.

Would that be the same Bob Cole who can't remember the name of the goalie, confuses the top-2 defencemen of one of the teams in the only series he is covering, can't read the official's hand signals, and dropped the immortal line, "Everything is happening!" ?

Rick Telander, circa 1997:

Too bad he doesn't play Safety too, or he could have actually made that happen.

Left Wing Beats Right Wing Into Submission; Forces Greek Bailout

Oddibe McDowell's water bill was tossed into the trash can.

Odds Desu-San-Desu pops a nut writing 10k words trying to hit the front page?

As I was telling my pool boy Jacques, my friend's sister's niece's manicurist made $1874 posting on the Jalopnik front page last week.