Agreed on all except Stevens, who can fuck off forever for his dirty ass hit on Lindros. 

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

I usually finish Overwatch matches with 0% accuracy. I should start a YouTube channel.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Swimmers Upset Swimmer Won’t Piss, In Pool

LoL, your post is dripping with irony and a complete and total lack of self awareness.

That’s interesting hyperbole (or bigoted stereotyping), but at the end of the day it’s literally nothing more than a campaign slogan. Don't be disingenuous.

1) I doubt you’d be upset at someone slapping a hope’n’change sticker on their car. That you’re upset about MAGA shows you are full of shit.

Agreed,it took a tragedy for the NHL to install netting.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

It only took one day, didn’t it Giri? DIDN’T IT? You like it poopy, don’t you Giri? LOOK AT ME WHEN I TELL YOU ABOUT THE POOPS! I EAT FIBER LIKE YOU FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST!

As a Christian myself who is very active in his church and community, I have long taken these verses to heart when faced with a loss of property. It happens, and it’s tragic, but our treasure and purpose should be focused heavenward.

We all give Matt Stafford a tremendous amount of shit in these parts, myself included. But I'm sure I speak for most everyone in offering love and good vibes to Kelly and Matt during this challenging time. Kick some tumor ass, Kelly.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I was like, good gracious—that eagle’s bodacious.

Where is the disclosure about this author’s relationship with the White Sox? Let’s get some transparency here, Marchman. 

Its ironic and blatantly ignorant to be OK with white face and be offended by black face for comedic relief.   One is not ok, while the other being offensive.  Either both are or neither is.  

They should do this with HamNo...

In terms of actual learning and personal growth, they’re better off working the minimum wage job and going to a slightly-less-competitive college.