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I’m so sorry to hear. I live on the east coast and one bad storm a few years back brought the water to my front door and I’ve never been so frightened. I wish them luck and hope they all remain safe! And good on your very brave friend! It’s downright heroic what he’s doing.

Best wishes to your boyfriend, his family and neighbours! Hope he’s just wearing a lifejacket everywhere he goes - it struck me in this video how they tossed a lifejacket in AFTER everyone had been rescued.

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

As someone who has groomed horses, that looks like it would be so annoying to maintain. Horses love nothing more than to roll around in the dirt the instant you finish bathing them, and get truly astonishing amounts of crud stuck in their manes and tails.

Grandma HR 😂😂😂

Same reason white people make ironic racist jokes probably:

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

No because they are set in 18th cen Scotland in the first novel. But the later novels are in America, which should be more diverse. The novels have an extraordinarily racist depiction of a Chinese man who has a foot fetish. I can't believe no one took her to task for it.

Seems like you’re the expert on it.

Also, I think that Bernie might be a little bit fond of 'pipe weed' like Gandalf as well. lol.

I’m up with you until Clinton and Sanders. In my mind, flip the two:

Yeah, I remember book 2 being much less rapey, which made it enjoyable enough that I went on to book 3... and then I stopped caring. I actually only decided to pick up the second book because I heard it was less rapey and I had somehow actually started to care enough about the characters that I read up to see if it

I’m a huge huge fan of Kingdom of Loathing, which is free online, easy to pick up the basics of, but a pretty huge and complex game once you get deep into it. If you’re not already familiar with it, it’s turn based, no timers, can’t actually die, non-stressy, lots of puzzle type stuff, and pretty hilarious. The dev

I too was the evil older sibling. When we were young, my mom and I were invited to a baby shower. My brother wanted to go but was told that it was girls only, and that upset him. So I took some lotion I had and told him that if he put it on he would turn into a girl, and then he could go to the shower.

I'm an only child with two kids under 2 years old, and this story is just fucking delightful. I look forward to witnessing some bananas sibling dynamics for the next 18+ years.

Why are little sisters such fucking squares?? My sister thought it was illegal to ride in a car without your shoes on so she would berate me during road trips and my parents just let it happen cause there was no use in trying to convince her that she was an idiot. She got mad at me earlier this year for trying to take

My baby sister and I told our middle sister that she was adopted. We even pointed out a lady in synagogue and told her that was “her mom”. She gave her up because she only wanted a straight haired baby.

Haha oh good. I feel better knowing I wasn’t the only manipulative little fucker.