RIGHT?? What was up with that??

I remember my dad having a Raisins tee shirt that my little sister and I both coveted and would wear around the house like a gown....for some reason. We were really into the California Raisins.

No lie I was obsessed with them, too!! I remember having the California Raisin Christmas ornaments and would make them sing “Rudolph”!! LOL

She was very close to her family. But it was well known in Corpus Christi her dad was not that supportive of her English pop music transition and resented her husband’s support of her. They have retained a tight control over image to protect it from exploitation. It’s so horrible they can’t agree how to present her…

He was in a car. I’d say a depressing a gas pedal is a pretty good defense of self in this case.

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

i’m really, really glad you kept the cats.

This is very timely.

Haven’t shit in days.

I worked as a wilderness guide in a rehab for young adults 18+ and most of our clients didn’t have wilderness experience and were somewhat unwillingly (at least, at first) backpacking around for weeks without showers and whatnot. Many of them were chill, but many were horrified, and I mean horrified, about shitting in…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

“junior collenge” —When a 4 yr Collenge was too much of a chollenge

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

Omg. Wut.

Oh god... I think holding cold pee is infinitely worse!

You’re a good person.

Shortly after I was surprise laid off from my job, I was home alone in the house that me and my boyfriend of five years shared, busily applying for jobs. We had one shitty old printer that we shared that I’d never figured out how to print to from my laptop so I grabbed his laptop, as I often did, to print the…

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

When I was 7 or 8 the stairs in our house had a turning to the upstairs landing, and this structure made a perfect ‘poop’ for my little brother and I to play Pirate Ship.