Why do I get the feeling this is a “zombie outbreak” story made for Halloween?
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I expect a full scare piece on Headline News (or other waiting room/gym news stations) on people going into hospitals wearing gloves covered in LSD.
Talking about potential explosions of all kinds, how’d eating that recalled soylent bar work out for you?
The truth is out there, Sculley.
Unseen Vandals Return, Take Roof Off of Hospital
as sad as this is, the real sorrow will come when the hospital staff has to break the news that this election cycle was not part of the hallucination...
This week, an emergency room in the Pacific Northwest was briefly quarantined after five people—including two police…
so what your saying is we need a penis key for our phones, because that would cross some serious lines
If you use the wrong finger 3 times, the iPhone will require you to enter the passcode. This may be your only defense.
C-section. I don’t think there is any form of conjoined twin that allows for natural delivery (unless the birth is very premature).
Pete Carrol: “I didn’t the issue in what occurred or didn’t because the game ended correctly. In my understanding of football every game ends in a failed pass attempt.”
Hillary doesn’t need help from the dead when her opponents elect to run the worst presidential campaign in a generation.
i remember back in the day when all the adults i talked to looooved this man and hoped he would run for president. they loved him as our mayor, absolutely loved him. it was very hard for me not to tell them i’d been arrested as a minor at an anti-rudy rally where we threw crap at a picture of him. it’s nice now that…
You’ve clearly doctored the quote. What he actually said was:
“...then they pay people to vote as dead people, four, five, nine, eleven times.”
Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. was wearing these Nintendo-themed cleats for today’s game against the Ravens.
Cowards who make death threats don’t typically sign them. That’s part of being a coward and all.
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You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.
If we rip their earrings out, do they not bleed?
Stars: they’re just like us.