Legalize everything

Is marijuana and cockiness were legal a lot of this drug violence would go away.

Lol Tim 😂

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You buy your own groceries? Why do you even have The Help?

Oh my god shut the fuck up

Leslie Nielsen

She a so good

Mine is Ted Cruz because it really kills the mood and ensures the action stops

Nice

Would like to add best of luck to the brothers, I cannot imagine they have an easy road ahead of them.

Best HH in a while

Ugh right? We’re so cynical these days..

Could there be a gas leak? I can’t imagine how they would all be in the same confined space...

(Piano music)

Nice

Unlocking your phone on the bus though...

Forget ISIS these people are a cancerous cyst which needs to be excised.

How the fuck do you birth this, C section?

Yeah it was. Refs missed one.