On the bright side, Trump has made it easy to identify who the batshit fascists are, by association.

This gives,”I’d tap that” a whole new meaning

The small-batch spirit movement is getting out of hand.

Brown ale?

I also assume this is some sort of false flag operation by the chamber of commerce and billsmafia so we don’t focus on the previous post on bills fans and Kapernick

“Volunteer to be a Trump Election Observer”

For a second there, I thought the daughter was wearing cat ears. I am still half asleep.

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t just split the difference and start calling him Uncle Ben.

For attention, like a toddler with a swear; doesn’t have a clue what the words mean, just knows they bother people.

Lil Jon confirmed reports that Donald Trump called him “Uncle Tom”

The most surprising thing I learned from today’s Dirt Bag is that Donald Trump made a literary reference.

that is trespassing

I found this on Reddit:

I’m not familiar with the specifics of NC law. But, in general, most jurisdictions allow many affirmative defenses against ‘criminal tresspass’. For example, if you see a fire or someone in distress in your neighbor’s property and rush to help or investigate, you cannot be held guilty of trespass. It is not strictly a…

I’ll be at my local polling center likely being arrested.

Considering he’s not white I find this level of ridicule a little distasteful and slightly racist.

I’m convinced he really does have a small penis, because all of this just screams a self-loathing and insecurity that manifests itself as this woman-hating behavior. “Even though I know I’ve got a tiny dick, I’m going to overcompensate by bragging about my sexual prowess and just grabbing at any woman who passes…

Illustration by Victor Juhasz

Life after pro wrestling is like the post-Lufthansa heist scene in Goodfellas.