wow so this is buzzfeed now??? i’m sorry they made you do this george 

THAT’S all fine! Aesthetic sensibility is all you! it IS ugly

fine, move the goalposts, whatever lol. you totally, utterly failed to specify “professional situations” before, so you can go ahead and give yourself that catty attitude lol. i’m afraid that it doesn’t help your argument a great deal. i (like most people) clean much more thoroughly when my bosses come through,…

looking forward to the NPOCP

i promise you, this worry goes away once you start actually having people over

on the other hand if you disliked the car’s originally, it’s been a looooong time seeing them everywhere

i have long insulted it for that very reason, while deliberately ignoring the obvious truth that, if FCA ever made their own new platform for it, they’d come up with a worse result 9 times out of 10

yeah for all the years ive been dissing the challenger, its still apparently been selling lol. at the very least, it was easy money to make? 

i have definitely ruined the mayor’s speech in diamond city a few times

whoops you beat me by three whole minutes. i really gotta start checking first

i only know this secondhand though, years of gaming has made tightly clustered npcs kinda like a red rag to a dynamite-wielding bull. it’s impossible to resist blowing them up!

there are actually a few encounters with them. if you let them play out, they always end with a fatal mishap. in the cross example i think it falls over and kills a bunch of them. i don’t think they *ever* succeed

rip criterion. sad all it took to doom them was making two decent NFS games

perfect thank you

hi! please help me with my disguise. what’s the burger from jack in the box i’m supposed to know about? i don’t actually eat sweets 

people forgetting is one thing, but it’s also clearly massaging what i said. won’t guess your motive for that but plenty comes to mind

it’s secret. no one tells you.

it’s like they’re going “buy it. i DARE you!”

that’s right, and don’t call me shirley (tho tbh my ire is more general than “investors”, its just the seemingly unemployed rich old ppl who always blind me and everyone else going home at 6:45-8:00. but brevity and all that. investors! damn them)

there is a secret competition between the class of people who buy lexus and their ilk, to see who has the brightest headlights. this competition is held during evening rush hour and goes AGAINST heaviest traffic