yikes! good thing i’m not the target market. I’m sure golfbro white guys will love it tho, those headlights look obnoxiously bright and are probably always on, perfect for heading directly towards the ppl commuting home from actual jobs

yikes lol. that material looks awful (but for $28 i’m not surprised)

you know the phrase “you can’t get blood from a stone?”

“in 60 years we’ll send them the shave and a haircut tone as a joke”

i know! i want one so bad

i don’t even mind the time difference. i’m just jealous of that distance. imagine finally getting to put 25 trillion miles between you and all of east texas

why do you think we never heard back from them??? they heard trump had just the slightest chance, and they immediately told the secretary to boot our calls straight to voicemail from now on. we got ghosted

i think crewcab sweptlines wish they did? maybe you could swap the window glass?

:) she’s much more than i deserve

i am so in love

was gonna say “i miss those opportunities for remote pranking”

i love this reply. when i was a little kid i taped over my sister’s dumb VCR clock because 1. it was as bright as burning magnesium, and B. it was always noon. i’ve always kept a roll of black electrical tape for light hiding ever since. you just made me feel a *little* less weird about it

stuff like this drives me crazy! thank you for the helpful consumer advice. while i’m unlikely to buy this bike, surely other irritable people will. i’ll thank you, because currently those other people are just yelling at the DVD player for having such a bright clock

i just want you to know that every time i see you post, i imagine the smell of a new magazine. to be quite honest with you, it makes me melancholy

tell them what? they don’t need to sweat boycott threats from a bunch of unwashed white boys? because angry nerds always waffle and buy the games anyway to hate-play them?

or they’ll probably do it because, as you noted, it’s their decision lol.

he was referred to as the publication’s “chief metallurgist”

this is good news for sara! and presumably seven other women

just want to be clear for posterity that, while my post is a joke, im not really kidding. im not sarcastically being mean. i love gran turismo and especially its dedication to giving me lots of options when it comes to kei cars! 

excuse me???? i’m dreading all the serious racing that comes afterwards. piloting bone stock eight year old kei cars around cones is what i live for