lol, i will start with yours 🍽

if F1 actually had no impact, you’d be right! Unfortunately it’s the world’s most prominent motorsport, and its influences are felt far and wide. and this is in spite of it being vacuous and unexciting. The fact that this dull shit is supposed to be the paragon, is upsetting to me as someone who is interested in…

??? this is not a “take” my guy, the whole world isn’t deadspin

so you guys who gave me a shitty attitude two weeks ago? for joking that f1 is boring?

lol you think the white drivers pay taxes??? they just live in monaco, or lichtenstein, or any of the other tax havens for 6 months and 1 day. or is it ok when white drivers do it?

“not all white people” is a joke, a meme. Making this argument with words is about as effective as telling a joke.

i’ve doomed us all

we get it, no one buys it, and mercedes and audi save money by just selling us crossovers

oh fuck you, susan. if you want better material, try a comedy club. I don’t write stuff with “everyman appeal”

ugh whatever dude, i’m allowed to dislike a boring sport. i have to listen to people be homophobic about football, you can put up with “this shit is boring” for two seconds

F1: a sport you’ll enjoy less than some internet asshole enjoys snarky jokes!

:) i’m glad you’ve been enjoying them

F1: racing so uninteresting, thr fans become earnestly excited every time bureaucracy gets its day in the sun

counterpoint: it’s STILL cheaper to just stream the races online, lose interest halfway thru and then google the results.

so a once-in-a-generation upset is what you all are waiting for? gotcha.

oh, yes, the power of voting! i knew you were delusional, but your disconnect from reality is staggering.

we don’t live in your libertarian fantasy, you nut. good governance is based on reality; it’s based on real things people do and the real consequences those have. it is absolutely not based on impossible ideals and “how things are supposed to work”

you’re 250 years too late with this argument mate.

maybe i’m *so* tired of hearing that same bullshit, over and over, from shitheads, that when someone edges near it, even in jest, i jump to the conclusion that he’s a shithead too.

oh yeah, rick, only a genius like you can understand nuclear fallout. i got it. we all watched chernobyl lol.