Lincoln was an unassuming country lawyer. And we all know what unassuming country lawyers drive.

Wouldn’t Lincoln Drive a Kennedy?

If Jalopnik has taught me anything, Lincoln did in fact invent the Lincoln Motor Company but I don’t think he would drive one. He was too humble for that.

A Mark IV of course.

Lincoln would travel in a Pullman.

Lincoln Continental. Because his name, and the whole keeping the continental US together part. Also, he is tall so convertibles make sense. That said, he was also assassinated, so maybe not the best idea.

Who in the hell was in charge of picking these categories?!!

Good find with that Volvo concept!

Definitely looks like a 1977 Cadillac Seville:

I would road trip that Brougham before a large percentage of modern cars.

My ‘90 Seville is a super nice place to be stuck in traffic.

I say in back of the A-Team van with the whole crew in there. And chilling out in one of those captain chairs.

High end Volvos can have a plush interior. I think the puffy leather surrounding you might be a part of their safety strategy. 

What traffic?

I don’t know if the Spyker C8 is the most “comfortable” to sit in traffic in. But I could certainly sit in traffic and stroke the dashboard lovingly all day.

Am I doing this right?

Aston Martin Lagonda. Because I want to pretend I’m in a space ship.

‘50s Nash with reclining seats. Sleep away your troubles.

The Sbarro Windhawk shooting break of course...

Volvo’s caramel interior - Atacama leather in the mid-aughts R - is so soft, so sugarcravingly beautiful, it’s perfect to just sit in.