I guess moving the outfit to NYC has had an unexpected effect on the Cadillac design team. Maybe it’s getting harder and harder to avoid being seen in Smart cars.

[UPDATE] I’m being told now by Matt Hardigree that the whole color-blindness thing was a ruse, and the real prank was that the seats were covered in the skin of my dead mother.

The local brewery’s owner daily-drives his 4C. It’s great except for the cringe-worthy unoriginality of his vanity plate, ALFA 4C.

Francis Gary Powers died doing this, apparently making a last second maneuver to dodge a schoolyard. The abrupt shift in direction was enough to cause his helicopter to plummet towards the ground.

No Morning Shift? Is Jalopnik not hiring fast enough?

Magnum Pee-Yew

I can’t understate the benefit of having a propane torch on hand to help along impossible nuts and bolts when an impact gun won’t even do it.

I’m confident this will eventually be a quality show. I don’t know how long it will take or how many personnel changes will have to be made, but I think it can be a great show in its own right.

Consider my huge eye roll a gesture of approval.

We should unionize.

This is normal for Brazil, the country-sized alternate universe where the Sega Master System was (is?) the video game juggernaut.

I think they’re #2 in the world in coffee consumption as well, so they’ve got Cars & Coffee. They have a pretty good bus system, but it’s limited outside Reykjavik and even more limited in the Winter. Car ownership is a necessary expense if you want to travel and traveling in the winter usually means you have a Nissan…

BRBBROWNGDMG!

If the recently dead pass gas then this is how Lanesplitter’s corpse farts.

It would have been a perfect car if it had a three-bolt pattern on the wheels.

Every time I see her I’m reminded that the show died with Maude Flanders. For me anyway. May her soul rest in peace.

Bahahaha, I instantly recognized this from my local Craigslist surfing. It’s a guaranteed belly laugh every damn day.

I’ll take Stupid Memes Posted By Bitter, Boring People for $1000.

I too have the “just saw a higher hand in poker after betting everything then ran my hand over my face while exhaling sharply through my nose” haircut.

The insults and complaints would have been better but the original authors went on strike and were replaced by scabs. The scabs have also gone on strike and have been replaced by able children.