Top 10 Hilarious Treaty Fails

One of the more light-hearted U.S. Army W.T.F. moments. The Indian Wars supercuts are hard to watch, even with the Benny Hill theme.

Another no door idea...shout your VIN number out loud and this happens:

It’s the Ferrari Spa experience.

No doors. You’re sedated inside a carbon fiber loom and the car is built around you over the next 32 excruciating hours.

The dogs are a lamb/pork/beef mix I believe. (SS Pylsur is the company.) As far as beer goes, stuff like Gull is pure corn water but Borg Brugghús makes some of the best beer I’ve ever had.

I often wear an old Melbourne Swans hat, but no.

I’ll add that I think pre-mix is the way to go, and the stone-age simplicity of the Trabant is a good thing. On the off chance an oil pump fails, a line gets clogged, or an oil dash light bulb goes out, the engine will lose lubrication and seize pretty quickly.

Yet they have one of the highest car ownership rates in the world! Worth it for the scenery, the hot dogs, and the beer. People too.

Some are pre-mix, others have an oil pump. The Saab 96 was pre-mix, and required math. (See below.) The Sonett II and some 850cc Monte Carlo/GT 96s had an oil injection system and mixed itself during the intake process.

I want so badly to live in that country.

Weird, the 675LT I saw at Cars & Coffee on Saturday had its camera mounted below the nose at the top of the splitter. (A vast improvement over the cyclops featured here.)

Acceptable, that’s what I drive.

Well, do you want a toy or a car? If you can afford the impracticality, I think the choice is clear.

Meanwhile Helmut Markko is deciding which one he’ll have to euthanize after the season’s over.

Hi-keeba!

Haha, I don’t know why I’ve never thought to use that as a euphemism. Probably because nearly all the world wouldn’t get the reference. Perhaps in Finland.

DD pillar.

I don’t mean to offend, but probably could...Tyler’s writing was one of the few instances on Gawker of something being “fit for print.” Wonderfully solid articles. He will be missed.

After visiting the site half the banner ads I see are now for Elio.