There’s a radio edit of that song with some lines added to the chorus that make it infinitely better.

Early last year I went to a [terrible] Ford dealership for a scheduled test drive in what turned out to be its only Fiesta ST. It had been an auto show car a week before. Literally every small thing that could be removed from the car’s interior had left the convention center in some asshole’s free Hyundai bag. I can’t…

I bet IG-88 moves as gracefully as the Wicker Man.

Tesla issues recall for faulty Foreigner belts.

Hey Patrick, if you’re ever hard-pressed to find enough stories, you should just do this:

I often imagine Marchionne constantly creating new accounts on the corporate version of OK Cupid after repeatedly getting banned.

National Anthem of Bringatrailerstan.

It’s not especially comforting that said press release contains a lengthy disclaimer essentially saying, “None of this may be true, but at the moment we would like it to be. But if it turns out it’s not true, we kind of just told you in this disclaimer.”

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

I’d take any 117 though! Early or late. Just not the diesel one.

That looks like one that was for sale near DC a few weeks ago. The later interiors aren’t as nice (pictured), the early cars were hand built.

Yeah, I guess. It’s not really a shift but I’m thinking it’s also a test of the slave/master cylinder or (gasp) clutch cable.

Ha! We used to live on Henry Ave. near Tilden. The Fishtown commute was soul-crushing and one of the many factors that made me get a job in Center City.

You should put some kind of counter on the clutch pedal and count shifts. I used to try and count mine on my Fishtown to Chestnut Hill commute. I’d lose count every time.

Oh goddammit. *shoots self in head to remove theme*

Not a fan of alliteration? For me it was the offensive use of a qualifier before the word unique.

535is is always the answer. Except M5. And the Alpina ones.

A guide for the distinguishing Jalop browsing the internet in hospice care with the intentions of abbreviated car ownership.

I’ll be posting my first impressions of Asheron’s Call later today.

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