For me the biggest thing was the ENORMOUS BLINDING IMAX SUBTITLES because my friend bought tickets without noticing the somewhat important “open captions” detail.

You’d think. I saw it on IMAX, the biggest screen in the region. 4K with dual laser projectors. My friend bought our tickets...to the show with open captions. 10 foot tall pixelated subtitles. [EERIE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

I’ve been watching MST3K since 1991 and I have impeccable taste. I enjoy being grumpy. That said, Cry Wilderness is a classic and Jonah did a good job.Felicia and Patton weren’t any worse than Pearl’s cringiest days. (And not a whole lot better, but still...) I don’t think the every-thing-at-once binge-lifestyle of…

A non-SUV, Swedish-made XWD Saab. The nicest one you can find. Certainly at home on airfields and that sort of dead-brand allegiance leaves behind any expectations for a new car every year.

The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.

These are all pictures of driving caps. Newsboy caps are floppier and made from several panels.

The easiest and best fix is giant faux sidepipes, which would add another amazing layer of incorrectness.

Incredible, even if the running boards are approaching loaded diaper territory.

Ferrari should have just hired Maldonado’s right arm and given it to Kubica (who actually was Ferrari -bound at one point) before the Pole’s skills were completely withered away.

I listen to FM radio (NPR) all the time because my DJ Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince “Summertime” cassingle has too much bass for my blown-out speakers.

I haven’t Kinja’d in nearly two years but damn I’m tempted to attempt a potentially contemptible trip. I have a Saab 96 with a gearbox whine and four-plus hours between Baltimore and NYC. I usually watch Le Mans by myself every year with La Chouffe, baguettes, brie, and a hint of regret for never attending a Jalopnik…

I buy Mann filters because I like the box. It’s what my car came with but I CAN’T RESIST GOOD PACKAGING!

You’d need many bodies. Many, many bodies.

Here, I fixed it for you.

Listerine.

Brass Era/Interwar mechanical weirdness with my like-minded brother. That an our all-time favorite, BRAZILIAN CARS.

I’d have to agree. I drive a Saab V4 but I will listen ALL DAY to the two-stroke guys troubleshooting distributors, carbs, anything. Fascinating as hell.

I wonder how long until he starts backing out of his plans to save Baltimore.

I’m 6'3" and 240lbs. I had a ‘93 Miata for a little while. I technically fit but enjoyment and comfort wasn’t where I wanted it to be. Sought a practical car so I drive a 45 year old Saab now.

Seems par for the course, unfortunately. Lots of free-spending #vanlife Instagram types out there these days.