garyyogurt
Gary Yogurt
garyyogurt
Apr 29
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I’ve been watching MST3K since 1991 and I have impeccable taste. I enjoy being grumpy. That said, Cry Wilderness is a classic and Jonah did a good job.Felicia and Patton weren’t any worse than Pearl’s cringiest days. (And not a whole lot better, but still...) I don’t think the every-thing-at-once binge-lifestyle of Read more

Sep 5 2019
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A non-SUV, Swedish-made XWD Saab. The nicest one you can find. Certainly at home on airfields and that sort of dead-brand allegiance leaves behind any expectations for a new car every year.

Sep 5 2019
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The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage. Read more

Sep 5 2019
20

These are all pictures of driving caps. Newsboy caps are floppier and made from several panels.

Sep 5 2019
5

The easiest and best fix is giant faux sidepipes, which would add another amazing layer of incorrectness.

Sep 5 2019
13

Incredible, even if the running boards are approaching loaded diaper territory.

Sep 5 2019
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Ferrari should have just hired Maldonado’s right arm and given it to Kubica (who actually was Ferrari -bound at one point) before the Pole’s skills were completely withered away.

Sep 5 2019
2

I listen to FM radio (NPR) all the time because my DJ Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince “Summertime” cassingle has too much bass for my blown-out speakers.

Jun 4 2019
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I haven’t Kinja’d in nearly two years but damn I’m tempted to attempt a potentially contemptible trip. I have a Saab 96 with a gearbox whine and four-plus hours between Baltimore and NYC. I usually watch Le Mans by myself every year with La Chouffe, baguettes, brie, and a hint of regret for never attending a Jalopnik Read more

Aug 16 2017
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Yeah, I should have said I guess I really don’t care. Sorry. There, that feels good. Now I’m being honest.

Aug 16 2017
1

Get an account! It’s fun and you can be just as stupid!

Aug 16 2017
4

I don’t particularly care, it’s just fascinating what ends up as a SPOILER ALERT! and what doesn’t on varying sites. Maybe there should be an international spoiler standard.

Aug 16 2017
2

Some other sites are kindly labeling the appearance of said character with something called a “spoiler” warning.

Aug 14 2017
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I buy Mann filters because I like the box. It’s what my car came with but I CAN’T RESIST GOOD PACKAGING!

Aug 13 2017
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You’d need many bodies. Many, many bodies.

Aug 12 2017
8

Here, I fixed it for you.

Aug 7 2017
1

Brass Era/Interwar mechanical weirdness with my like-minded brother. That an our all-time favorite, BRAZILIAN CARS.

Aug 7 2017
1

I’d have to agree. I drive a Saab V4 but I will listen ALL DAY to the two-stroke guys troubleshooting distributors, carbs, anything. Fascinating as hell.

Aug 1 2017
11

I wonder how long until he starts backing out of his plans to save Baltimore.