I’m not going to dispute American girth but I’d be surprised if anyone in this photo was more than 5'5". This is a very small car for small people.

FYI the guy from Action Quake II is making a mod for this.

Feels dumb until you’re a vegetable. Stupid attitude to have. Kudos to your wife for degrading people trying to not die while commuting or exercising.

Curious position to have considering the rally career of his sister Pat.

Well if you’re ever in Baltimore the offer stands! Aesthetically it’s very 2017 but mechanically it’s 1972.

I’ll take you for a ride in my ‘72 96. It’s very pre-2000.

I’m willing to bet they think their clientele and ridiculous price tags remove any negative connotations associated with the term and replace it with an air of distinction. You’re going to get a lot of whiny “go back to Jezebel” shit with that comment but it’s really easy to indifferently cruise past words like…

It’s unfortunate but some full-time heathens pillaging late model cars for gold at certain pick-and-pulls will shit in the Lincoln Continental next to their “find” rather than walking to the portable toilet by the office and risk losing the ABS relay they were going to resell to someone else.

This is also Alfa’s sales pitch, hoping consumers forget about BMW, Mercedes, Audi, walking, horses, or staying at home.

It’s a dumb comment. Anyone at that level of competition wants to win and win badly. “Oh, I just thought I’d devote my whole life to something to selflessly prove a point that was made evident to the dumbest human many decades ago.”

YOU’RE AMAZING!! He really nailed it. It’s iconic.

Haha, maybe only 400.

I say “Hug” because (I think) it’s funny.

I’m going on the stubborn fandom of a 6/7-year old in the 1980s here. Seeing Bear Foot hit me with a wave of nostalgia.

Oh yeah, I know. We had the VHS tapes.

I place Michigan Ice Monster, Awesome Kong, Rollin’ Thunder, Monster Vette, and even USA #1 above Bear Foot. :)

Fantastic article. Two nitpicks...

Even with the GIF and the second sentence immediately stating the opposite?

Car Talk is forever the perfect program because it’s permanently stuck in an era of cars I fully understand and can work on.

The sounds of Circuit de la Fart were not as loud as Circuit de la Sarthe.