Quaker State Leap

Why not take it a step further and just have a cockpit full of a hybrid of transmission fluid and the breathable ooze from The Abyss? No loose clothing please.

Yeah, I love ‘em, the headline made me think they took it to the extreme.

Why not buy this bridge I’m selling on your way to the dealership?

The GT’s performance at Daytona was all sandbagging, right? That’s what I tell random strangers my friends.

The two original Bugatti “Tank”-type cars incorporated it far better.

TRUMP/MANSORY 2016

I always thought they were descendants of the bars old driving lights typically mounted to.

[Production still from Sweden’s version of Happy Days.]

Hold on, is shit supposed to be fast? I usually finish a novel or two by the time I reach for the toilet paper.

Eight choices. Looks like they’ve matched the bar set by the 1996 Dodge Neon.

Or even go the route of the modern kidney grille, if BMW followed Bugatti’s styling cues every car would look like this:

I recognize the need to connect these cars to the real Bugatti with the grille, but modern styling surrounding that classic shape is starting to evoke a supermodel with a lamprey mouth aesthetic.

This article describes the modern equivalent of “He hasn’t got shit all over him.”

You should be! I feel like smacking everyone who tells me they wish they were as tall as me. Average is the way to go, the whole world is made for you. I’m just happy I’m not as tall as my dad who’s 6'8".

Luckkkyyyy! Rare is the day that can tuck in a non-tall shirt.

That’s a great story! I am no longer at fighting weight so my 6'3" frame has an additional handicap.

I’m all torso so I kind of doubt it, the 2000GT’s wheelbase is nearly a foot shorter than the Supra, over four inches narrower, and has an overall height difference of 6". Also: