I can’t imagine anyone over 6' tall fitting in one, saw one up close a few years ago and the size destroyed that distant dream. Fun to find out what those side panels are for though.

It is sick that I can read this and fall in love and lust for something that I know very well would make me incredibly miserable. I want one.

You think of that before anything related to cats, dogs, pet projects, the verb, etc. How close are you allowed to schools?

I never thought I’d see Porsche accessories as a relative bargain.

Sometimes I think “hipster” is ultimately just a term for someone that you don’t like that looks a certain way. Somehow a certain dress code insinuates that every one of a person’s interests are invalid because they’re involved for ironic or trendy reasons.

Some people need to find out if it’s rat poison by eating it first.

That’s not slow for 1988-1991.

Maybe it’s my attention span combined with high standards, but I’m pretty sure I can accurately imagine most of RCR’s output to the point that I don’t bother watching anymore. I just go through the formula and say to myself, “Heh heh, yeah.” Real time saver.

So far 2016 is the lamest collection of liveries ever.

The modern F1 color palette is absolute garbage.

I don’t know how I feel when a totally slammed car with extreme stance is more practical than this piece of furniture. Still, it’s a nice piece of furniture.

Totally. I just want to feel—if for just a second—that it’s suddenly 1973!

Let’s hope so, I’d love to see a factory-backed effort.

Because it takes the bulk of its styling from the A110 and it’s pictured side-by-side in promotional materials. It’s a little sad to me, feels hollow.

I love the new car but I’ll only consider it a “comeback”after it’s gone racing. Otherwise the connection to the Alpine of yesterday is just marketing.

Safe to drive? Yes. Safe to crash? No.

Don’t gripe and be thankful we’re still getting pre-testing “events”. These will be a thing of the past in a few years. Car looks fine.

Bruce’s voice has held up well. Worth seeing with no shame to be had.

Plebe! Nokian only invented the winter tire.

I’m glad Steam wasn’t around to track the amount of hours I spent incrementally topping my sub-1 minute lap records on this course.