WHIRLED CAR

Does it even count if you announce the Cold War? Keep quiet and class it up, Russia.

Those are some weird priorities. I can’t afford a new 911, so truck.

Someone with a very modest income who wants a new car and nothing less. The most important thing is that it’s new.

This one’s been sitting on the local CL for a while. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen one that’s not in need of sorting.

I’m sure it’s slim pickin’s in NYC but that’s steep. There was a rust-free Corolla AllTrac near me for the same price, and they’re nearly non-existent on the East Coast.

The car will actually be two conjoined, re-imagined Fiat Multiplas. The front “vehicle” will not have doors and act solely as a crumple zone to survive NHTSA tests with a marginal pass.

Well, relax a little. Not everyone needs to be perceptive about cars. All that’s really important to remember is that old Porsches were air-cooled and the new ones are water-cooled and came with bud vases in the dash for about 10 years.

So, “No, no I do not.”

Probably the crotch.

Malaise lowers everyone’s standards.

I owned a ‘79 5-speed. It was definitely cool looking, but they’re dogs to drive. 72hp, 2,000lbs. Japan had 90hp available which probably made it more enjoyable.

1st-Generation Preludes suck! Sadly.

Finally, a reasonable Tavarish post.

I looked at a simliar one at a similar price with similar miles. It needed suspension servicing, which was 2x the asking price. NP is the first impression, but beware...

How about no and make it into a Dan Gurney for President livery?

Wow. Didn’t realize you can buy class but Chrysler’s done it again. For the exceptionally tasteful, Mopar will be offering an aftermarket kit with ↓JACK POINT↓, NO STEP, and UNLEADED ONLY in 8" vinyl letters.

Such a cruel design. So pretty and so fragile.

Damn you, tax bracket.

I remember going to see one that was advertised as “rust free”, and there was only one hole per panel that you could put your finger through. After looking at several east coast examples, I realized that the first seller’s claim of “rust free” was true, for a Scout.