Ignorance is bliss on road trips.

This looks worse than some action movies that have come out of Ghana and that's saying quite a lot.

Not without a stuck horn. Honest question—has the high-beam turned into an “on all night” mode with the low-beam reserved for dusk? Does anyone know what they are for anymore?

Whoa is that a real thing sitting on a real Beetle pan?

...wipe a layer of afterbirth...

Already there, man.

I’m all grown up!

Oh, goddamn you. That’s enough to choke a donkey.

Are you still alive?

A swift death to all insisting it’s a Lamborghini.

Naw.

I can’t imagine how frustrating a job like this must be. Pushing an ideal like quality through a gauntlet of designers, accountants, and production staff with their own set of values and goals is pretty much a modern, salaried Sisyphus.

Exactly. Rockstar’s worked hard to cap the amount of fun you can have in a way that heavily encourages the purchase of these cards. There’s no sense of accomplishment in spending a month of your life so you can purchase a video game car that’s at best an aesthetic improvement over your current ride.

The fact that a Ed “Big Daddy” Roth and Richard Scarry collaboration never happened is a real crime.

Pur Sang already makes it. It is hands-down my go-to lottery purchase and immediate cause of death over any other car.

The i3 is an awesome [albeit expensive] city car, not BMW’s choice over producing that concept.

Good for him then.

The boat’s pushing him out.