What a time to be alive.

Fifteen minutes on the phone traded for maybe fifteen years in prison. Ok.

Not a driver but here’s some classic Gordon Murray!

Fells Point is more of a drunken tourist venue or some county folk looking for a drink. Hampden, Woodberry, and Remington are good places to see the circus. Anywhere on Guilford late at night. They seem to follow me.

Nearly every intersection here in Baltimore is like a Heroin Cirque du Soleil. The slow-motion feats of balance have to be seen to be believed. While I’ve seen my share of face-plants that would kill most people, I can’t believe a human can lean that far and not fall over.

[Cars & Coffee]

Wow, that’s a $10,000+ example right there.

Wow, a very familiar stretch of I-95. I blame the albino demons on his radio.

It’s only okay to fail if you actually learn from it. The jury’s still out on VW.

No loss. Small numbers make it more special. Another British thing, Fawlty Towers, is one of the greatest shows ever. 12 episodes.

When his character’s storyline ended, I actually thought to myself in the theater, “Okay then, it’s going to be a bad movie now.”

I’m going to call shenanigans on this. It’s the same nipple as the male example, pixelated.

Based on the delicate nature of the reference anatomy, I think it’s more fitting that one nurple equals 1.4 lb-in.

The river is too deep to ford. You lose:

MAYBE I WILL...maybe I will...

I want a Skoda so bad, the only car more enticing to me than a Saab 96. There was a killer ‘86 120 in Vancouver a few years ago, I seriously thought about flying out and driving some 3,000 miles back with it. Dammit.

Nothing screams luxury like an upholstered roof beam.

It’s the second prettiest game I’ve ever played, the first is still The Curse of Monkey Island.

You know, bizarre as in utterly straightforward.

You can argue that “runs great” is subjective. Someone could have grown up in a house that only had early ‘80s Buick diesels [god forbid] and selling a Toyota that fires on three out of four cylinders. “Runs great!”