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PLEASE CHANGE THAT PICTURE. Are you new here? Secret Trumper? 

I’m here to join the chorus of people complaining about the usage of a pic of rabbits being tortured instead of a pic of the actual fucking rabbit. Seriously. 

I think this might be what tips the scale in favor of me leaving Jezebel. There is sometimes a level of tone deafness here that is staggering and youth is no excuse.

Gee, thanks for showing a few being tortured! You’re the best!

You seriously couldn’t find a picture of Darius the Rabbit on Google? 

Seriously. That photo is DISGUSTING.  Please change it. 

Right? Especially when you could include a photo of Darius, himself.

Why did she bite rabbits?

You couldn’t find a better picture than one of a lab in which they’re preparing to test things in rabbit’s eyes?  Because that’s what that is. 

If you enjoy Bert Kreischer, cool, I’m glad. I’m obviously not going to talk you out of liking him, and I really don’t want to.

TIL Supernintendo Chalmer’s first name is “Gary.”

The explanation is Chalmers had been to the Skinners residence before, but Seymour had a shortcut and gave Chalmers different directions. But it was poor directions and Chalmers made to the luncheon despite Seymour’s directions.

He had an outstanding 20. I believe he was pulled over because he had air fresheners hanging from the mirror. None of this adds up to a shooting. For those that say he was fleeing, Tenn v. Garner states that it is a violation of the 4th Amendment to shoot a fleeing suspect unless the officer can prove that the suspect

If you don’t want to fire cops because they are savage murderers, fire them because they are trigger happy cowards that can’t do their jobs.

most multi-platform games from this period were usually best on Dreamcast.

A remastered port of the cult classic N64/PS1 action-adventure game Shadow Man drops later this week on PC.

This was addressed a while back actually. Gabe was tired of drawing them in separate rooms talking on the phone all the time. So they just kind of abandoned it.

Do...do you think that people can’t go to a park in a pandemic...?

“It’s his turn”.

Jezebel posts increasingly feel like they’re just long form replies to a group chat full of inside jokes amongst the writers.  It’s dumb and tiresome and I wish I didn’t have to come here to read the comments I enjoy so much :/