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Gary Fisher's Lolling Tongue
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Okay, now I legitimately want to read this book.

I still don’t understand how cops are allowed to turn on and off their body cams.

Only one fired, none arrested.

I can’t imagine how you can make it through any single, random day of your life if you get offended by Snow White. 

It’s kind of a shame, because the wording of the headline suggested that this might actually be a biting satirical take on the story... but then I saw the byline under it, and knew it would bend over backwards to side with the two wackos that are offended by fairy tales.

For God’s sake, Sam, can we cut this nonsense out? The “backlash” to the new Disney ride consisted entirely of one editorial on SFGate before Fox News picked it up and ran with their brand new culture war football. There is no need to play their game. I don’t care what two people on some editorial webpage have to say:

I suppose you could get actors to agree to it just like athletes do, but there are likely to be HIPA issues, especially since you aren’t hiring most actors for their freakish physical abilities.

One would think that they would have given all their actors full physicals before the casting .

Chadwick was cast in 2014, and diagnosed in 2016.

As a Jew, I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.  He didn’t say anything anti-semitic and condemned hate speech.  What do you want him to do?

Also, if I’m gonna concoct a ridiculous lie in the name of theft, first on my list of marks won’t be twice as many people as me who are currently filming everything they’re doing.

I imagine both of them reading this comment, looking at each other and going “Eh, probably.”

Apropos of nothing, I would love Gunn and Bautista to team up on a Doc Savage movie.

Terrance Howard is still waiting on his tweet from Jon Favreau.

I was kind of hoping for Norm McDonald.

The episode “Nosedive” from the series Black Mirror turns the necessity of social media approval ratings into a straight-up horror show.

The anti-sexuality of today’s America is actually quite scary to see. Disregarding that they’re bringing itch.io up here for no reason and being stupid which is honestly a quite shameful display, what the hell does it matter if an adult chooses to buy and/or download adult content? What’s next, Pornhub not being

Y’all know what we need, right?

If I don’t survive this I just want everyone to know hate you all.

It shouldn’t come as a shock to people that when they enter their data into Facebook.... Facebook has that data.