It only worked because it was TRUE LOVE’S KISS, you fucking backwards morons. Consent by magic. It also woke her from a death-like sleep and they lived Happily Ever After. So fuck you. This is dumb, you’re dumb for making this an issue, and we’re all dumb for reading it. Fuck.

Their goal was free publicity on a mass scale and they got it. It went according to plan, and you helped.

Do you have any original animation cels, or is that framed artwork?

Belle rules.

Then you and I would probably be friends as that's all my favorite stuff too.

Being that Woody is a rare toy from the 50's, I always assumed that he was a hand-me-down from Andy’s probably deceased dad, and that’s why he was so attached and willing to take him to college.

Revenge of the Sith is in my Top 3 or 4 Star Wars movies, I enjoy Attack of the Clones aside from some painfully awkward scenes between Anakin and Padme, and The Phantom Menace is a dull slog with a few redeeming elements, none of which are Jake Lloyd or Jar Jar Binks. The Clone Wars has a lot to do with filling out…

Ok nothing, that book was great. Funny and whip-smart.

Kindred - The Embraced was honestly pretty good at the time. Just keep the new version away from The CW.

Eh, that's just a regular Marvel Legends wave. They don't usually all tie in to the theming.

Thank you for putting more work in than Jez did when they published this brain popping take.

What the actual fuck is this article? A murderous asshole of a kid took a cat’s life. Then his (white) family beat the (Asian) owners when they nearly lost it on the little monster. Gentrification doesn’t play into this anywhere. What a weird, pointless and heartless take on a senseless tragedy.

But what if I want to see a ratted-up purple-haired Cinderella? I feel robbed.

Thankfully they're ditching the song too. It's already been dropped from the PA and carousels. He's probably got a follow-up rage piece coming.

They do. It recently closed to add Biden. I remember reading that they were struggling to find something intelligible for Trumpbot to say.

I have a kid, but he doesn’t care much about Disney while I still love the parks and a lot of the movies, and would go to either on my own if prompted. I’m a pretty painfully normal guy.

It's always seemed to me that Fantastic Four and Superman should be the easiest comic properties to translate to film. So I am constantly astounded by how those two are the most often fucked up.

Okay, that's a pretty killer cast, and it's not like there's an overabundance of werewolf flicks these days. I'm in.

A death sentence for being an idiot is called Darwinism by Natural Selection, and I’m good with it.

I’m not a huge Outkast fan, but I also actively dislike The Beatles, so this seems fine to me.