It only worked because it was TRUE LOVE’S KISS, you fucking backwards morons. Consent by magic. It also woke her from a death-like sleep and they lived Happily Ever After. So fuck you. This is dumb, you’re dumb for making this an issue, and we’re all dumb for reading it. Fuck.

Their goal was free publicity on a mass scale and they got it. It went according to plan, and you helped.

Do you have any original animation cels, or is that framed artwork?

Belle rules.

Then you and I would probably be friends as that's all my favorite stuff too.

Being that Woody is a rare toy from the 50's, I always assumed that he was a hand-me-down from Andy’s probably deceased dad, and that’s why he was so attached and willing to take him to college.

Ok nothing, that book was great. Funny and whip-smart.

Thank you for putting more work in than Jez did when they published this brain popping take.

What the actual fuck is this article? A murderous asshole of a kid took a cat’s life. Then his (white) family beat the (Asian) owners when they nearly lost it on the little monster. Gentrification doesn’t play into this anywhere. What a weird, pointless and heartless take on a senseless tragedy.

But what if I want to see a ratted-up purple-haired Cinderella? I feel robbed.

Thankfully they're ditching the song too. It's already been dropped from the PA and carousels. He's probably got a follow-up rage piece coming.

They do. It recently closed to add Biden. I remember reading that they were struggling to find something intelligible for Trumpbot to say.

I have a kid, but he doesn’t care much about Disney while I still love the parks and a lot of the movies, and would go to either on my own if prompted. I’m a pretty painfully normal guy.

It's always seemed to me that Fantastic Four and Superman should be the easiest comic properties to translate to film. So I am constantly astounded by how those two are the most often fucked up.

A death sentence for being an idiot is called Darwinism by Natural Selection, and I’m good with it.

I’m not a huge Outkast fan, but I also actively dislike The Beatles, so this seems fine to me.

That guy’s face is way too big for his head. Like, alarmingly large. Also, he’s a dick.

Avatar is okay. I don’t love it, I don’t dislike it. I think for all of the effort that went into it, the script came last. It drives me a little nuts that we see none of Jake’s struggle. He’s happily selling out the Na’vi one moment and leading the revolution the next. I don’t have a lot of personal interest in the…

I'm more worried about surviving family members who may not have had anything to do with it. I'd be moving out of town and changing my name asap.

You mean to say for massive damage? Likely!