Exactly! Lisa Miller was robbed. "Maybe we should have! Maybe we should..." is one of my favorite scenes.

That had better just be Season 1...

As much as you can “steal” a human being, I guess. Let's give Ewan some agency here...

I like the movie, but what I'd really love is an animated series that sticks closer to the comics. 

Same. I didn’t forgive him as easily as the characters did. My late game team consisted of Saeko (my fave, a damage-dealing, defense-lowering, charm-inducing healing machine), Joon-gi and Zhao.

I hated this movie even as a Turtle-loving kid. It’s fluffier than the great original, the Turtles look worse and don’t use their weapons, April sucks, Casey disappeared, Shredder is a moron. And Ice is a big negative for me, personally.

My age group begins eligibility on Monday. I've never been so excited about going to see a doctor and getting an injection.

The alternate cut that’s available on Blu-ray ditches the butler for a scene where Harry just looks at a photo of Pete and MJ and decides for himself to stop being a weird asshole. It works a little better.

I'll be vaccinated and ready to return to the theater by May, as will a lot of other people. I imagine the biggest factor will be how numbers are affected by Spring Break over the next few weeks. 

That sounds pretty sweet. In all honesty, I just want one for my redneck neighbors who are trashing up the block with their junkers.

Ohhhh my fucking god. Ewoks. And lots of 'em. Please tell me Droids is coming too. They're terrible, but I haven't seen them in almost 40 years, so it must be done. And Tartakovsky Clone Wars? Neat.

All I wanted were underground garages, goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore!

Townsend was an egotistical, untalented, abusive a-hole that I would absolutely not trust to fix my car.

I loved the original film. It really resonated with me in so many ways. I will never forget experiencing the pool scene for the first time. Beautifully shot.

I’m pretty sure that since it will be a following a Black family during that same time period, they’re prepared for darkness and emotional realism. If not, it’s a failure from the jump.

I loved the hell out of Nightbreed (and the short story, Cabal) as a gothy teen, and just realized I’ve never seen the Director’s Cut.

Kids nothing. Actual adults awarded Borat over Miranda and Hamilton this year too.

The lead 4 Ghostbusters, Stay Puft and Green Ghost (Slimer) have been on Wal-Mart’s shelves for a while. 15 bucks a pop. I’ve been trying to get my kid to get into them so I can play too, but no dice. He has picked up the retro Masters of the Universe though.

I love both Pee-wee and Paul, and would watch anything he dreamt up with unbridled enthusiasm. I hope someone gives him a shot at his dark take.

As a kid, Coming to America was one of my favorite comedies, and I’ve been waiting for an Eddie renaissance since he was on Comedians in Cars, so I was really looking forward to this. The first 20 minutes or so were awkward as hell, but once he hit the My-T Sharp it got rolling and the rest was pretty damn good.…