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Gary Fisher's Lolling Tongue
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This is such a complete clusterfuck, it has to be by design. They knew this was the endgame. Why, I have no idea. To get their names out there? I couldn't tell you, but there is no way that at any point these fucks thought this would turn out any other way.

“Slave Days”? Christ, that school doesn’t need litigation, it needs to be gutted by fire.

Wow, I never realized how much work Ivanka has had done before I saw that header pic. There are some nightmarish contours going on there. Also, I hope they burn in hell.

Here's an easy way: Diablo is a fairly likeable, fairly clever writer and personality. Harm is a gross, egotistical asshole.

The ending hit me emotionally surprisingly hard.

The Xbox 360. There was so little I found interesting about it, and I haven’t gone back to a Microsoft system since. This is followed closely by the Sega CD, but there was a weirdness there I enjoyed, and the Gamecube, whose controller I loathed.

This is something I have to try! I love Neapolitan. Looks great.

Tangled is absolutely better than Frozen. Frozen II is a little better than both, and Moana has them all beat. (In my opinion!)

Back to the Future is one of the most perfect movies ever made, and a huge part of that is due to Michael's performance. His Marty feels real, grounded in wide-eyed confusion and smarmy charm amongst the time travel wackiness. He has always been great, from Family Ties to The Frighteners to his run on Spin City (how

I'm playing through it with my 11 year old, and we're both really enjoying it. It doesn't bring anything new to the table, but what it does it does pretty well.

This version of the project was cancelled, to be relaunched at a later date. Look at the page itself. “Funding Cancelled.” No contradiction.

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

From my understanding, it’s not about other Mandalorians automatically knowing where they're from, he just needs help on his quest and thinks they're his best shot at finding others to join him.

I know you were delayed for a while, but I think Election Day is just perfect timing.

Dwayne McDuffie was fantastic, and just cool as hell. I was crushed when he passed so young.

Several years ago, my family took a road trip to Kansas City. On our way back to the hotel after dinner, we got caught in horrible traffic on the interstate. What we came upon was the aftermath of a young woman who had been struck by a car and killed. The body was visible two lanes over, illuminated by flares. We

What is seen cannot be unseen. Thanks for ruining the show for me.

Spielberg really just could not be topped in the first couple of decades of his career, and especially early on. Jaws, E.T., Poltergeist and Raiders of the Lost Ark are easily some of the greatest films ever made.

I've been feeling down the past couple of weeks, and becoming more and more convinced that Trump is going to steal this election and doom us all. I truly hope I'm wrong, but I've just got this sick pit in my stomach. I had the same feeling for weeks 4 years ago.

Good news! If Trump wins, you won't even have to think about voting again because our democracy will completely collapse and be replaced inside of 4 years. So thank the orange overlord and his sycophantic whipping boys for removing that burden, I guess?