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Why isn’t he banning churches?

Is this guy seriously trying to mansplain the entertainment industry to a former professional actress and current celebrity streamer? And to add insult to injury, his word choice gives the image of a cumstain who loiters at a GameStop without buying anything because his mom dropped him off to go grocery shopping.

 Don't threaten me with a good time.

Exactly. He may as well just have said “I know you don’t understand because you’re a girl, but…”.

i think i need to see a doctor about having my eyes stuck facing backward since they rolled so hard.

love how he uses the really condescending tone too... “You seem like a very nice innocent girl...”  what a fucking twat.

I like that as a nick name for him.

Welp, we all know how this ends...

things might get hairy for dial-up desantis, as someone from around the pittsburg area, we know that they bring in good tourism dollars and welcome them, he just cannot stop punching himself in the states wallet can he?

I pulled a muscle groaning too hard at the name FaZe Clan yet again.

FaZe Clan

And kind of impressive. That reverse Midas touch has to be good for something.

If the past seven years have taught us anything, it’s that a widespread government conspiracy would last about 10 minutes before springing thousands of leaks.

We landed on the moon and the U.S. government didn’t kill JFK, folks. It would just take one dipshit National Guardsman and it’d be all over Discord.

Frankly, for the longest time I thought Zuckerberg was the worst.

The fact that Musk managed to make it so much worse is depressing.

Haha, remember when we all thought Dorsey was the worst social media guru possible?

Haven’t been since 2016.

We are not a serious country at this point.

I wish the bosses of these companies weren’t so online. Makes it real hard to use a product when you’ve mucked up your consumer’s goodwill with nonsense like this.