Tide goes in, tide goes out, can’t explain that!

Soros and Hitler. Well he’s as antisemitic as ever.

Trumps says he’s going to put Soros in jail when elected. He had four years to put all these people in jail (Soros, Hunter, Clintons, etc.), but he didn’t do it.

I mean, a tenth of zero IS zero!

Conspiracy theorists getting even deeper into conspiracies after getting into government jobs make perfect sense - every time they receive any opposition or don’t get 100% of what they want it’s proof that there’s a secret corrupt organization behind/above the “people’s government” that prevents the “real elected…

My advice in these situations is pretty universal. Ask for your money back.

Fk the Police. Too many bad apples the good or systems refuse to remove. I hope the force suffers. FK all of you. Policing is utterly broken ENOUGH!

“If they knew a tenth of what Matt and I know about the globe they would be Flat Earthers.”

So first they leave a woman in a car over the tracks for her to get hit by a train, now they just leaving doors open and driving? Maybe someone should run a schizophrenic diagnosis on cops

It was only a matter of time before an elected Republican stood up and said this. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. If you ever needed a quick barometer of who you can safely talk to or not, flat-earthers are a super low bar that you can eliminate immediately.

One only wishes this bitch fight were occurring on a cliff overlooking a punji stick collection.

The gross negligence should award the family damages in an appropriate amount. The criminal attempt to conceal the negligence should carry a conspiracy charge for the department and multiply the damages by 10.

Man, this barrel sure seems to have a lot of rotten apples, maybe we should dump the barrel out, get rid of all the bad ones and then look at the barrel to see if it’s a problem with the barrel or just an apple problem, or if it’s both. Like, maybe this particular barrel seems to get the worst apples? Or maybe the…

Thin blue line....just here to swerve and eject.

“Get in a car with a gun-toting stranger!”
“Oh no, that sounds unsafe!”
“Pay some internet weirdo money to get in a car with a gun-toting stranger!”
“Wow, I can’t afford NOT to!”

I would ask if you are new here. But you have comments going back to before 2020. Did you have a stroke or early onset dementia? 

Yes. You just described what a news aggregator does. Well done.

How soon before one of them shoots a passenger, or vice versa?