do you know anyone that could talk to you about Bat Mitzvah that’s also part of a “religious organization” known for shady stuff? do you know anyone in any religion that happens to have a few “missing persons” around, in the last few years? odd.

If you’re a top ranking member of a self declared religious organization, people will talk to you about it. If you call the Archbishop of Canterburry a friend, but can’t talk to him about Anglican Church, you may not actually fall into the definition of “friend”.

Ah, yes. The type of friend where you lose “privileged access” when you talk about the one and only thing that dominates their entire life.

Why would anyone want to ask Tom Cruise about Scientology? It’s not like he’s going to tell you anything you don’t know, and there’s always the chance that he’ll start talking and won’t stop. It’s like walking up to a used car salesman and telling them that you have $15,000 saved up and don’t know what to spend it on.

Tom Cruise is friends with people who shine his piece and don’t question him.

Elon still owns the company and he said he will work on product design and tech. Shes not really gonna change shit no matter if she was the libby or globalists the idiots wrongly think she is. If he wants to make another dumbass change do you (general you) really think she can stop him?

What a pathetically sad life Eduard is living (and many many like him). Can’t accept the fact he’s just a normal nobody like 99.9% of the rest of us in human existence so he has to pretend he’s on the leading edge of exposing the conspiracy of conspiracies as if he’s the main character of a movie.

Oh no, an editorial showing how a bunch of weirdos reacted and only showing clips of said weirdos reacting! The SCANDAL!

How dare he post evidence of a trend with evidence of that trend. 

best line yet:

“welcome to $8chan”

no shit sherlock, it is not a secret and is mentioned in the article as well. 

*watches a sports highlight reel*

They love him because he’s not a (((globalist.)))

What weird sad lives they live.

Cherry picking is a bizarre way to describe documenting a phenomenon. This isn’t an article about how the entire world reacted to the news, obviously some people feel positive or neutral about it. 

They hate “globalists,” but love a billionaire who was born in South Africa, raised in Canada, and doesn’t just do business all over the world, but off of it as well. Do they really believe Elmo is an isolationist? I know he makes noises like one occasionally to placate these morons, but you have to be dumber than a…

The new CEO who just landed a glass cliff position worked in the Trump admin, and the blue-check intellectual geniuses over on the bird app are flipping out.

I love the guy who thinks his $8 a month gives him a voice in how twitter is managed.

I think I speak for many when I say the reason I pay $8 a month is so that you wouldn’t choose someone like that to run Twitter.

My god, these people are stupid.