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On top of the fact that he’s a horrible person, from a branding point of view, he looks like he smells like whiskey B.O. and stale urine. I do not remotely understand using this crusty sock of a man to peddle fragrance.

Besides the bad name, it’s a shame such an otherwise quite Honda-like, no bullshit design is marred by the idiotic laptop nailed to the dash and please, for the love of Saturn, can we once and forever banish the damn faux-coupe styling? Hiding the back door handles in the rear pillars ain’t fooling no one and just

You’re embarrassing yourself going to bat for that leathery, misogynistic, violent abuser. Spend some time this weekend learning something.

Why would anyone look at 2023-era Johnny Depp and think “I wanna smell like THAT guy!” He... does not look hygienic.

That was my first thought, yeah. None of the pictures I’ve seen of him in the last 5-10 years, translate into any kind of smell I’d want to be near, let alone wear.

How is someone who looks like they smell like rotten cabbage and rolled in garbage to get dressed worth a $20 million or even $1 million fragrance deal?

100% of the time that guy looks like he’d be sticky if you touched him. Not sure how that translates into “I want to smell like that dude looks”.

How is it not a big deal? If you jump out of a plane intentionally and no one is left flying the plane, wouldn’t you think thats incredibly dangerous since nothing is controlling where it goes or how it lands? He’s lucky it actually crashed where he planned and it didn’t kill anyone.

Next time read the article before posting.

It’s honestly been helpful for me. I developed a fairly pernicious Twitter habit over COVID, and was having trouble kicking it. Musk’s general mishandling of the platform, and, specifically, removing protections for trans users from the TOS, finally made the decision to log off much easier. 

It doesn’t matter, at least in terms of fixing what actually ails Twitter. Musk still has final say, and he’s not going to stop making the same kinds of terrible decisions that he’s made since walking through the door with that goddamned sink.

The Blue Checks have already launched a conspiracy theory that she’s Jewish... what a surprise!

I would like to state for the record that I hate Illinois Nazis.

Mrs. Justice gets very indignant when you obstruct her investigations by destroying evidence.

If your accident was being investigated by a Federal agency and you destroyed the evidence, then yes, you’d be in trouble. Car crashes and plane crashes are completely different things.

I see shit like this and really wish that my Grandfather who fought literal Nazis could still be around and in his youth so he could kick these fucker’s asses. Fuck Nazis. Fuck the piece of shit in that video.

I look forward to his helicopter friend pleading guilty to conspiracy.

I suspect that Motor Trend kinda kept this on the down low and didn’t make a big statement about it because they know that a not-insignificant amount of their viewership is comprised of trashy backwoods types who would start screeching about “cancel culture” and “woke nonsense” immediately. That’s not to excuse their

There are many idiotic parts to this.

Great job bringing attention to this. There should be no safe space for Nazis and bigots.