I agree with most of this, with two changes:

Correct me if I’m wrong.

“Shelby County v. Holder. Thomas ruled in favor of the plaintiffs in a 5-4 decision gutting the Voting Rights Act.”

DJ is probably one of the strangest inclusions in a Star Wars movie. What’s with the stuttering? I can appreciate that maybe Rian Johnson had some idea for the character beyond what he ended up doing, but when you’re farming each movie out to a different person it makes the continuity difficult to pull off.

Honestly, it was really hard for me to think of something I liked from RoS, and that moment was the only one that had any real impact on me. A part of me knew JJ wouldn’t have the balls to actually kill Chewie off like that, but in the moment, I didn’t see the destruction of the ship coming.

Bro, I said sequence/side plot. Not “worst Star Wars thing.” Obviously the prequels are gonna win on individual scenes alone. But even so, I’d rather watch the Padme/Anakin Naboo field trip over Canto Bight any day. That forced Rose/Finn pairing. BB-8 spitting those coins out. DJ. Them searching for someone who can…

This one could actually bear some fruit. Fingers crossed.

Oh, ffs. People who don’t like gossipy, snarky, cynicism and/or pedantry for the sake of a bit, should maybe avoid columns with names like “Dirt Bag.”

Looking at that header pic, even once we account for Ireland, the arithmetic still doesn’t work out. Unless his wife, the woman who bore all those kids, truly isn’t one of Alec’s “reasons to carry on.”

That first gif made me laugh so hard I had to pause the show when I first saw it happen.

Best Part of Episode 9 is that it’s over. The worst part of Episode 9 is that it ever began.

He really is a dick. Also, he’s my favorite droid over all the Star Wars properties. 

Chopper is going to kill the rest of the Imperial Remnant by himself.

Well, yeah. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords. It is pretty much made up.

Yep. 100%, and that’s why we love him, the clanky old dickbag.

C1-10P is the best droid and I will not hear any arguments.

Off the top of my head:

The annoying thing is there’s a great idea hidden in Canto Bight, and that’s all the wealthy people are wealthy because they deal arms to both the empire and the rebellion. But it got lost in that endless chase sequence and whatever the hell Benecio Del Toro was doing. I really like Rose as a character. It’s a shame…

In my view Canto Bight is the worst sequence/side plot in any of the Star Wars movies. I’d qualify it slightly by saying I’ve seen TROS all of once and it was terrible so maybe there’s stuff in there I would grow to dislike more, but somehow I doubt it.

Jordan Neely was not one of those people. He has been arrested at least 40 times and some of those were arrests for assaulting strangers on public transit and public nudity.