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Now we get to worry about not only what he’s shared with Vlad, but what he’s untintentionally shared with Vlad while high.

It’s funny how quickly we went from joking about this exact thing to finding out it’s true.

The commissioner realises that Goldfinger was the bad guy, right? I could understand wanting that cool yellow and black paint job, but everything else (especially the car-shaped gold bar in the centre console) is some real supervillain cosplay shit.

He should immediately lose his security clearance and the SpaceX offices should be swept for bugs to make sure Putin doesn’t have any other ears in the company.  Then he should be given an ultimatum: completely divest from SpaceX, or else all their government contracts will be canceled.

What’s that Malaise era car where you couldn’t even roll down the rear windows?  That one.  That’s the worst.

It’s also really ugly.

The headlight on that Suzuki should be illegal.  God those things are ugly.

I just saw a Tesla Roadster for sale in Costco.  It’s an RC car made by Hot Wheels, but it’s the closest you’ll probably ever get.

Tesla recently released an updated version of the software called Actually Smart Summon or ASS

TIL Hyundai makes a hydrogen car called the Nexo.

So there’s random wires just sticking out of the roof?  No wonder these things short out in the rain.

But that’s the point: Tesla is an OEM, and they’re selling and partially installing equipment they know isn’t road legal.  As you pointed out, nobody else does shit like that.

Make Lamps Run on Whale Oil Again!

I’d rather stand next to the wind turbines and die slowly from the cancer and dead birds falling on me.

“We continue to be stuck in a reality where it takes longer to do the government paperwork to license a rocket launch than it does to design and build the actual hardware,”

And the only reason he eventually sent aid to CA was because his aides convinced him that Republicans live there too.  They had to explain, repeatedly, that the population isn’t 100% Dems. He’s an incredibly stupid, pettty, vindictive person.

I really can’t imagine this being legal. If it is, it’s because the lawmakers never expected such a stupidly blatant stunt.

A week or two ago I saw 2 Buzzs going down the highway together in NOVA, green and orange two-tones just like the header image. I figured they were press cars.

That Z looks like something you’d see in a medical textbook.  “Here’s what happens when it lasts more than 4 hours.”