Money can’t buy taste.

I don’t like the 4 dot headlights period. They’re ugly and tacky, like “cyberpunk via Pep Boys” tacky.

The important takeaway is that he’s such a weirdo that it was believable.  Even though that specific example is fake, it’s indicative of the vibes that Vance gives off.  That’s the kind of thing Colbert calls “truthiness.”

Sounds like Mach-E variants, TBH.  A slammed CUV and a Raptorized CUV.

I clicked on the 818 to see why it was so cheap, and found this:

Beavis or Butthead would be way better VPs than this couchfucker.

Anything not found on my 1991 Saab is superfluous.  And I don’t even have the optional power windows.

It’s a real hat-on-a-hat situation.  The car already has a hood, if I’ve opened it, it’s because I need to get to the engine.  Having essentially a second hood that’s bolted in place is just stupid.

There’s a new grille with an LED light bar that runs the width of the front fascia. Like most luxury vehicles now, Lincoln says this light bar does a sequential dance on approach, lighting from the center outward in a feature called Lincoln Embrace.

The Guardian did an article on this and they said it was specifically an “alpha-male” thing to prove how macho they are.  So you can add some toxic masculinity to their wall-staring.

“One Race Films” still sounds like the Daily Stormer’s propaganda studio.

There’s probably secret compartments every 3 feet, filled with little mirrors.

I’ve never seen that much marble look that cheap.  Truly impressive levels of tacky.

Meh.

“Companies are using invasive technology to violate the rights of our citizens in unthinkable ways,” Paxton said in a statement. “Our investigation revealed that General Motors has engaged in egregious business practices that violated Texans’ privacy

Muskrat is a tech bro.  “Musk the environmentalist” was just a persona he used to sell EVs.

While I’m sure it was unintentional, I quite like “Epstain.”

Muskrat is simply scared of brown immigrants and trans people and paying taxes.  There’s nothing more complicated going on.

Biden at his worst still sounds better than Trump did in 2015.  The double standard is insane.

The Supreme Court has set a wonderful example.  You can openly take bribes, you can laugh at the idea of recusing yourself from blatant conflicts of interest, and your primary job is to make preconceived partisan judgements and then reverse-engineer the flimsiest of justifications for it.