No, I mean the guy who says “it’s in great condition, but the alternator is bad, the passenger door handle sticks, the glovebox won’t latch, the driver’s headrest is stuck all the way up, and there’s a weird buzzing coming from the fuel pump.”

It’s quite simple, really: Muskrat isn’t an environmentalist. He’s a tech bro who saw some potential in the EV space. Making cars is hard, and he’s gotten bored with it, which is why he’s saying Tesla isn’t a car company and he’s cozying up to Trump. He doesn’t actually care about the EV transition or sustainability.…

+1000 MAGA juice.

Ran when parked! . . . 20 years ago.

Scammers are everywhere.  I keep getting texts about undelivered packages, I just need to update my address and pay a service fee. They didn’t even bother creating a convincing-sounding fake domain, the URL is just random gibberish.

“In great condition, just needs. . . *lists a dozen weekend projects* . . . parts are in the trunk, easy fix, just haven’t had time to install them.”

Night Panel for life.  I’m very sensitive to light and can’t stand all the light pollution in modern cars.

I see you guys have turned your troll article into a troll video. When are you going to bring Alissa Walker back to whine about how privately-owned human-driven cars need to be banned immediately?

He keeps talking about Hannibal Lecter like he’s a real person.

I don’t understand how negative space is an option. What’s there if you don’t order the frunk? Are you paying Dodge extra to just not install a plastic block-off panel?

Still a better answer than “binders full of women.”

Probably trying to balance out Trump, who stands/walks like the front half of a centaur. Walking like a normal human being is for libtards, apparently.

What a fucking weirdo.

Billionaires’ sea-peens touch tips.

I miss the days when you could get a car in green on green on GREEN.

Harley, the brand built on conservative machismo, is “too woke”?  These people are a really special kind of stupid.

Musk to advertisers: “Go fuck yourself.”

In other AI news, Muskrat dropped his lawsuit against OpenAI (the day before a judge was going to consider dismissing itl, and then filed a new and even more absurd one.  Now he’s claiming that he was “tricked” into co-founding the company, and that every check he wrote them counts as wire fraud on their part.  It’s a…

This is one of the vehicles I was obsessed with as a kid.  There’s nothing else really like it.  It’s a weird, tall, stylish bus-thing that was built to wow people with SCIENCE.

And meanwhile, in the UK, he had a direct hand in starting the bigot-riots by unbanning the neo-Nazi who initially spread lies about the perpetrator of the knife attack on Twitter. And since then he has been shitposting about how a British civil war is now inevitable.