Sure buddy, if only Hamas released a few more hostages, Israel will dial back the genocide it has spent decades building up to.

I was gonna say, he could easily “come back” as an AI like Jarvis or Friday. Or have a multiverse cameo.  There’s a lot of ways to bring him back that don’t undo his sacrifice in Endgame.

Nothing.  The stock market is bullshit.

My favourite part of that story is that his dad said he deserved to get pushed down the stairs.

Picardo playing a guy named Woolsey!

Yeah, I miss the days when people just said “this report is inaccurate” without the Trumpian addendums of “your paper is failing and your writers are lying hacks.” It’s so juvenile.  Musk sounds like a kid who screams “your face is stupid and smells like butts!” every time he doesn’t get his way.

He might get some takers if Tesla assumes all legal liability for crashes involving the FSD software.

Only 1 mile before the steer-by-wire failed.  Truly astounding shit.

At least with a Bethesda game you can head to NexusMods and get community-made patches/bugfixes/QoL improvements.

They’ll also shoot your dog.

He doesn’t just lick the boot, he sloppily deepthroats it.

Election denialism is now a part of the employment criteria at the RNC, so I’m gonna say the crazies are steering the ship now. The old school Republicans, AKA run-of-the-mill dirtbags who merely exploited the crazies, have either A: been run out/forced to retire, or B: pivoted to embracing the crazies.

They know if they explicitly say the word “chemtrails” in the bill they’ll get laughed out of the room, so they list a bunch of other similar but real things that sound like mad science to uninformed rubes and then word it broadly enough so that chemtrails are still covered by the ban. Don’t forget that Republicans…

I wonder how long it’ll be before Muskrat sues “woke Caliber” for intentionally trying to tank Tesla sales, or something.

“Woke” is just a word these chuds scream whenever they don’t like or understand something.  They have no idea what it actually means or where it came from.

“Flatten and desaturate” is the motto of modern graphic designers, and I hate it.

It’s the Snyder Cut of car logos.

These shitheads are finally realising how deeply unpopular their platform is with the majority of Americans. But instead of turning away from the blatant Christo-fascism, their solution is to just have the police create a bubble around them so that they don’t have to see or hear any opposition.

“Do the doors line up” is not a small first-year engineering flaw.

They just killed the AV Club too.