I can’t fathom the stupidity it takes to look at a broken down cargo ship slowly hitting a bridge at 2 AM and thinking “this is the Archduke Ferdinand moment that will start WWIII.”  That’s so absurd that it’d be a waste of time to even try explaining all the ways that doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense.

It’s sad how many people are missing such an obvious joke.

My ‘91 Saab calls for mid-grade (Turbo/SPG models get premium).

If I deliberately shoot at someone and miss, technically nobody has been harmed, but I’m still guilty of attempted murder. It’s insane that Republicans are trying to excuse fraud, an actual crime, because there’s “no victim.” That’s not how fraud works!

He also said he doesn’t vaccinate any of his animals, so he’s a really special kind of fuckhead.  Dude should have his dogs and horses taken away on the basis of neglect.

It’s like the original Jurassic Park movie, but the dinosaurs are robots who have gained sentience.  It’s called. . . Jurassicworld.

Did somebody say Dinosaurs On a Spaceship?

The masks are saturated with Illuminati-engineered micro-chemtrails. Every time you exhale through a mask, it disperses a cloud of woke mind virus particles.

And they say liberals are snowflakes. JFC.

I’ve said from the start that stuff like OnStar is just spyware.

Dua Lipa confirmed.

Other cars have had glowing handles or buttons for over 20 years at this point. Leave it to Muskrat to “innovate” by making it a dark pull strap hidden behind a secret panel.

There was plenty of that in the old EU. One of the Gray Jedi could even wield lightning, not to torture or kill, but like a Force taser, to stun people.

The arm still bugs me.

wheel fairings on the truck are supposed to come off before doing tough off-road activities.

What are we calling this new meta?  Buttstreaming?

Shatner’s got some nerve calling out people’s appearances as “stunts.”  His last outing as Kirk saw him travel through time so Picard could see him get crushed to death by a small footbridge that was spanning 2 boulders.

The rain sensing wipers in my mom’s Mercedes run at max speed in a light drizzle and shut off completely in heavy rain.

and arguing that “she is not a United States citizen.”