But doesn’t the Doctor still choose to be the Doctor? No matter how many regenerations and memory wipes the Doctor goes through, they always still choose to help people. I hate the Timless Child stuff, but I don’t think it changes who the Doctor is as a person.

The Panamera is the ugliest Porsche that isn’t an SUV. The wagon variant was just this in car form:

It’s important to note that in any discussion of the horse-drawn carriages in NYC, that their stables sit on a very valuable plot of land, and developers would love nothing more than to tear them down and build an expensive highrise.  A lot of people complaining about animal welfare are just using it as a convenient…

Half-Life 2, Oblivion, and Halo 3 are my trifecta.

Halo 3 was an Event.

How would that even work?  Do they think there’s a secret surgery ward in the school’s basement?

First off, anything larger than a garden-sized riding mower has at least a roll bar precisely because these things are easy to tip over. These big industrial tractors have pretty substantial rollover protection.

I’d be much more excited for new Doctor Who if I could actually see it.  Moving to streaming-only in a country where millions of people can’t stream was an absolute garbage move.

Yeah, and when I steal a plane in GTA, my character doesn’t do any kind of pre-flight checklist!

You lie!

The good: buttons.

So it’s irresponsible to drive anywhere but a paved road?

My mother thinks that advertisers leaving Twitter means that the country is sliding into socialism.  I just. . . I don’t even know where to start with that.

I’m all for more nipple diversity in Hollywood.

Yeah, I love GOTY editions.  I mostly play single player games, and I don’t care about discussing “the new hotness,” so it’s real easy for me to wait.  I can get all the DLC together, all the updates to make them run smoothly, and I’ll wait till the whole thing is at least 50% on Steam.  I get the most game for the…

Third gear: Monoplies are OK as long as customers know about them beforehand?  Dafuq?

Literally my earliest memory is watching these movies on VHS.

Is WB a business, or a kid shirking their chores?  It’s insane to me that an entertainment company would go to the trouble of completing a movie, and then just say “I don’t feel like promoting it.”

Y’know, that’s great, but I’m currently playing through Black Mesa.  I’ll just stick to that.  Let me know when Half-Life 3 comes out.

Can we talk about that awful typeface? I know it’s supposed to say “Cyberbeer,” but I’m still having trouble seeing that in those crayon scribbles.